abomasnow: i had one of these fuckers with a vaporeon in it when i was like 5 and i literally tried to chew the figurine out needless to say i failed and almost died

tags: why do you write like you're running out of time?, pokemon,I totally bit it once,then stopped when I realized the Jolteon wouldn't be able to stand on its own,queue,

from: https://transaizawa.tumblr.com/post/65682423104